At least that's what the maitre d'would said on "Conquest" Carnival's flag ship. Every single one of the Texans that I met on that ship (and they were legion!) denied this stereotype vehemently. "The lady doth protest too much, methinks" but that is not the point of today's entry.
No, the point of today's entry is FOOD! Mountains of it. Plate after plate of well-prepared and beautifully-served food. Food served from the right and cleared from the left. Food looking
